1. Tina (tee-nah)

2. A nerd who hates physics with a passion.

3. A usually gentle creature, known for spurts of randomness and to reach a heights up to 5'6", it will generally attach to the nearest computer for days at a time.
Feeding habits are unknown but has been observed to eat almost everything but seafood, white milk & leather upholstery.
If confronted, it may attack, though, cookies (particularly white chocolate macadamia nut) will placate it & provide a distraction.
It makes its home under its favourite fuzzy, purple blanket, nicknamed "Wallaby" for reasons unknown to scientists & have been known to sleep for days when internet is not available.
When trained, it is able to do many clever tricks such as balance chemical redox equations, recite Harry Potter facts like nobody's business & perform embarrassing dance moves that no longer exist in modern society.

Also see: People with no life.